My dentist says I don't brush enough but hey-
We all have our floss.
Whoever came up with the word dentures really missed an opportunity to call it "Substi-tooths"
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
My wife says to me this morning "Our son's toothbrush is getting fraid"
I say "What's it so fraid of?"
My dentist asked me if I had any questions before he started.
I thought for a minute, then asked, "If oral hygiene is so important, why do you have plaque on your wall?"
What’s that Nevada city where all the dentists visit?
Floss Vegas.
Crooked teeth are criminal!
Luckily a few years behind bars usually straightens them out.
What did the toothpaste wear to the club?
A tube top!
My kid didn't want to tell me that his tooth was loose.
I had to pull it out of him.
You're not allowed to eat teeth
It's for-bitten.
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth...
He said it was acci-dental.
I tried to visit the house where the guy who invented toothpaste was born.
Sadly, there was no plaque on it.
I'm looking to sell my toothpaste collection.
Don't worry, they're all in mint condition.
How does the tooth fairy survive a hurricane? She braces for it.
Brace yourselves kids!
Our dentist is shutting down.