"Hey dad, my electric toothbrush is broken!"
"No son, it's just gone acoustic."
A thief stole my toothbrush.
It left a bad taste in my mouth.
Paleontologists found the world's oldest toothbrush.
They believe it came from the Flossiraptor.
I was on the way to the gorcer when I remembered, I need to put toothpaste on the grocery list.
My dad said, "Don't do that! It'll be all messy!"
What did the toothpaste wear to the club?
A tube top!
What is the favourite toothpaste of the security guards of a mining company?
Coalgate.
Have you heard about the new his & hers toothpaste?
The flavor is "mint to be".
I asked my friend for a tube of toothpaste. He gave me the smallest tube I’ve ever seen.
Next time, I’ll ask for teethpaste.
My friend bought a different toothpaste this time...
It was a nice change of paste.
I'm looking to sell my toothpaste collection.
Don't worry, they're all in mint condition.
Why is it a bad idea to swallow toothpaste?
Because you’ll destroy your stomach cavity!
I tried to visit the house where the guy who invented toothpaste was born.
Sadly, there was no plaque on it.
I hate dentists.
Bad oral hygiene can cause so many bad things in your mouth, yet they tell you to brush it off.
My dentist asked me if I had any questions before he started.
I thought for a minute, then asked, "If oral hygiene is so important, why do you have plaque on your wall?"
My dentist said that my oral hygiene wasn't up to scratch, so she recommended me a new toothpaste.
Now all I need is a toothbrush.