I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.