What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.