What is a car’s favourite job?
Caretaker.
What is a car’s favourite sport?
Soc-car.
What is a car’s favourite colour?
Racing car green.
55. How do you tell a car you are supporting it?
‘We are routing for you!’
What did the girl say before making a big decision?
‘Do not pressure me.’
Why did the girl break up with the boy?
He was driving her crazy!
How do you know a car is a good price?
If it is a Ford-able.
51. What does a car yell when something goes wrong?
‘Jesus Chrysler!’
How can you tell if a car is from Switzerland?
It remains in neutral.
49. What does a child car play with?
Toy-otas.
What should you wear before driving?
The correct gear.
What do cars have on toast.
Butter and traffic jam.
What is a car’s favourite movie character?
Aerial from The Little Mermaid.
How did cars protect themselves during the medieval age?
They would dig an M.O.T. around them.
What did the Wife say to the Husband?
You are exhausting!
How to cars convince you?
By telling you that ‘you Audi-believe it.’
What do the Scottish cars wear as hats?
Flat-caps.
What do French cars wear as hats?
Bonnets.
What should you double check when buying an electric car?
That your driving license is current.
Why do you only drive automatics?
‘I could never find a manual.’
Why did the larger car go first?
It had the right of weigh.
How do you spot a car made by Apple?
It does not have Windows.
What did the car call his new band?
Back Seat Boys.
What is a car’s preferred mobile phone brand?
No-Kia.
What is the car dealership in Star Wars called?
The Mazda-lorian
Which car does the Mensa student drive?
A Smart car.
Why don’t cars enjoy long drives?
They find them a drag.
How to spot the best mechanic?
The brightest bulb.
What did the teacher say when he could not get into his car?
‘Oh no, I have lost my Kias!’
What do you call a thriller movie involving cars?
Suspension movie.
Which car do sheep drive?
Su-baa-ru.
What is a car’s favourite element?
Carbon.
What is the collective noun for cars?
Pack of cars.
What do you call unwanted revealing comments about a movie?
Spoilers.
What do they play at the beginning of a car movie?
The trailer.
Did you know there were cars in America before Christopher Columbus arrived?
The Cherokees.
What is a car’s favourite bug?
A beetle.
How to tell a car it has gained weight?
‘You have got Fiat.’
What do cars play at the weekend?
Golf.
How did cars walk on to Noah’s Ark?
4X4.
What title did the car have in the Navy?
Rear window Admiral.
Why are cars so cheeky?
Because they are fuel of it.
What should you do if a car is annoying you.
Give the car a head rest.
Have I given you the tour of my estate yet?
It is a Vauxhall.
What is a car’s favourite fashion accessory?
A clutch bag.
How does a car tell you to get out?
‘Get out, or I shall give you the boot.’
Which films is the car’s favourite?
WiperBlade 1, 2 and Trinity.
How does a car begin telling you bad news?
‘I hate to brake it to you…’
How does a car express love to another?
‘I a door you.’
What do all French cars come with as standard?
A spare wheel of cheese.