Why wouldn’t the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
He was in ‘de Nile.
Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
Which Bible Character is a locksmith?
Zaccheus.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
Abraham. He knew a Lot.
Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible?
He thought he saw a job.
What animal could Noah not trust?
Cheetah
Who were Gumby’s favorite Bible characters?
Shadrack, Meshack & AhBENDago.
Which Old Testament prophet took forever to make a point?
“I say… uhhh…” (say it out loud)
Why did some cardinals get their feathers ruffled?
The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.
If Moses were alive today, why would he be considered a remarkable man?
Because he would be several thousand years old.
At what time of day did God create Adam?
Just before Eve.