Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Why did Samson try to avoid arguing with Delilah?
He didn’t want to split hairs.
What’s a missionary’s favorite kind of car?
A convertible.
Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean?
Because he knew there was something fishy about it.
Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
They were using fowl language.
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns.
Which Bible Character is a locksmith?
Zaccheus.
What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Why did Eve want to leave the Garden of Eden and move to New York?
She fell for the Big Apple.
What animal could Noah not trust?
Cheetah
Need an ark?
I noah guy.
What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
Ruthless.
At what time of day did God create Adam?
Just before Eve.
Why did the hawk sit on the church’s steeple?
It was a bird of pray.