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If two witches were watching two watches: which witch would watch which watch?
Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye.
If cows could fly I'd have a cow pie in my eye.
How many berries could a bare berry carry,
if a bare berry could carry berries?
Well they can't carry berries
(which could make you very wary)
but a bare berry carried is more scary!
No need to light a night-light on a light night like tonight.
The boot black brought the black boot back.
Sheena leads, Sheila needs.
Luke Luck likes lakes.
Luke's duck likes lakes.
Luke Luck licks lakes.
Luck's duck licks lakes.
Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes.
Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.
Two tiny timid toads trying to trot to Tarrytown.
Many mumbling mice are making merry music in the moonlight.
I eat eel while you peel eel
A black bloke's back brake-block broke.
Through three cheese trees, three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze. Freezy trees made these trees’ cheese freeze. That’s what made these three free fleas sneeze.
A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule.
If you must cross a course cross cow across a crowded cow crossing, cross the cross coarse cow across the crowded cow crossing carefully.
Seven sleazy shysters in sharkskin suits sold sheared sealskins to seasick sailors.
A slimey snake slithered down the sandy sahara.
Rudder valve reversals
The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.
On a lazy laser raiser lies a laser ray eraser.
What did you have for breakfast?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for lunch?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for dinner?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What do you do when your sister comes home?
- rubber balls and liquor!
She stood on the balcony, inexplicably mimicking him hiccuping, and amicably welcoming him in.
If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose?
Busy buzzing bumble bees.
I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.
Singing Sammy sung songs on sinking sand.
How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?
Thin grippy thick slippery.
The big black bug bit the big black bear,
but the big black bear bit the big black bug back!
She stood on the balcony, inexplicably mimicking him hiccuping, and amicably welcoming him in.
Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.
A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday.
The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick.
Susie works in a shoeshine shop. Where she shines she sits, and where she sits she shines.
Scissors sizzle, thistles sizzle.
Whoever slit the sheets is a good sheet slitter.
Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
I saw a saw that could out saw any saw I ever saw saw. If you happen to see a saw that can out saw the saw I saw saw I'd like to see the saw you saw saw.
How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecream!
Rory’s lawn rake rarely rakes really right.
If practice makes perfect and perfect needs practice, I’m perfectly practiced and practically perfect.
If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts,
buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.
Rhys watched Ross switch his Irish wristwatch for a Swiss wristwatch.
Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town.
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thick, say it quick!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thicker, say it quicker!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Don't eat with your mouth full!
She saw Sharif’s shoes on the sofa. But was she so sure those were Sharif’s shoes she saw?
Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue blood.
Yally Bally had a jolly golliwog. Feeling folly, Yally Bally Bought his jolly golli' a dollie made of holly! The golli', feeling jolly, named the holly dollie, Polly. So Yally Bally's jolly golli's holly dollie Polly's also jolly!