Excited executioner exercising his excising powers excessively.
Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better
I shot the city sheriff.
I shot the city sheriff.
I shot the city sheriff.
I saw a kitten eating chicken in the kitchen.
The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.
A fly and flea flew into a flue,
said the fly to the flea 'what shall we do?'
'let us fly' said the flea
said the fly 'shall we flee'
so they flew through a flaw in the flue.
Will you, William? Will you, William? Will you, William?
Can't you, don't you, won't you, William?
Elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree.
Tommy Tucker tried to tie Tammy's Turtles tie.
I eat eel while you peel eel
Santa's Short Suit Shrunk
Near an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear.
A black bloke's back brake-block broke.
How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
If Kantie can tie a tie and untie a tie,
why can't I tie a tie and untie a tie like Kantie can.
Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday.
A big black bug bit a big black bear made the big black bear bleed blood.
The big black bug bit the big black bear,
but the big black bear bit the big black bug back!
Kindly kittens knitting mittens keep kazooing in the king’s kitchen.
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
How much caramel can a canny canonball cram in a camel if a canny canonball can cram caramel in a camel?
How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
Thirty-three thousand people think that Thursday is their thirtieth birthday.
One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they felt smart.
Four smart fellows, they felt smart.
Five smart fellows, they felt smart.
Six smart fellows, they felt smart.
These thousand tricky tongue twisters trip thrillingly off the tongue.
Tie twine to three tree twigs.
Green glass globes glow greenly.
How many yaks could a yak pack, pack if a yak pack could pack yaks?
As one black bug, bled blue, black blood. The other black bug bled blue.
It's not the cough that carries you off,
it's the coffin they carry you off in!
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
If two witches were watching two watches: which witch would watch which watch?
Octopus ocular optics.
How many berries could a bare berry carry,
if a bare berry could carry berries?
Well they can't carry berries
(which could make you very wary)
but a bare berry carried is more scary!
The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes.
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
What did you have for breakfast?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for lunch?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for dinner?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What do you do when your sister comes home?
- rubber balls and liquor!
Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins.
Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue blood.
She sold six shabby sheared sheep on ship.
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thick, say it quick!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thicker, say it quicker!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Don't eat with your mouth full!
Seth at Sainsbury's sells thick socks.
Buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood.
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit.
I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought
Wasn’t the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought,
Had been the thought I thought,
I wouldn’t have thought I thought.
When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write.
Gobbling gargoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.