Books are my kind of texts.
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
I read dead people.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
Where my prose at?
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
Better read than dead.
Stay true to your shelf.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
My weekend is fully booked.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
I like big books and I cannot lie.
Feeling my shelf.
Readers do it by the book.
These book puns have tickled your spine.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
Take a page from the book and leaf.
Leave poetry to the prose.
Bookworms take shelfies.
This weekend is going to be LITerary.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
Talk literary to me.
Treat yo shelves.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
I have no shelf control.
Reading is a novel idea.