These book puns have tickled your spine.
Books are my kind of texts.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
I like big books and I cannot lie.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
Take a page from the book and leaf.
Stay true to your shelf.
Leave poetry to the prose.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
Treat yo shelves.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
Talk literary to me.
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
Bookworms take shelfies.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
I read dead people.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
Where my prose at?
My weekend is fully booked.
Better read than dead.
This weekend is going to be LITerary.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
Reading is a novel idea.
Readers do it by the book.
Feeling my shelf.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
I have no shelf control.
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.