Where my prose at?
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
Bookworms take shelfies.
Leave poetry to the prose.
I read dead people.
Reading is a novel idea.
I have no shelf control.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
Books are my kind of texts.
Feeling my shelf.
Readers do it by the book.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
Treat yo shelves.
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
This weekend is going to be LITerary.
I like big books and I cannot lie.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
Talk literary to me.
My weekend is fully booked.
Take a page from the book and leaf.
Stay true to your shelf.
Better read than dead.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
These book puns have tickled your spine.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.