Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
Permission to board?
I perform best when I’m wet.
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
You really flipturn me on.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
Nice life preservers.
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
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