If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Nice life preservers.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
You really flipturn me on.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
I perform best when I’m wet.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
Permission to board?
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.