Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Funny meat-ing you here.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
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