Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Can I be your next varietal?
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.