You're so pharma-cute-ical!
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Do you like free samples?
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.