I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Do you like free samples?
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
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