Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Funny meat-ing you here.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Can I be your next varietal?
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
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