You are the square to my root.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
You're hotter than a data center!
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
Baby, you rock my world!
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Every function without you will always be void of love.
I love all of your stratified layers!
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
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