Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Every function without you will always be void of love.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.