My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
You are the square to my root.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
I want to stick to you like glucose.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
I less than three you.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.