To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
I love all of your stratified layers!
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
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