Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
You are one well-defined function!
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
You are the square to my root.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
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