According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
You are one well-defined function!
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
You are the square to my root.
I less than three you.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Baby, you rock my world!
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
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