You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
You are the square to my root.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.