Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
You are the square to my root.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
I less than three you.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
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