I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
You are one well-defined function!
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
I think my heart just lagged.
You are the square to my root.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
I less than three you.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
I love all of your stratified layers!
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
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