You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
Every function without you will always be void of love.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
I less than three you.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
I think my heart just lagged.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
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