If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Baby, you rock my world!
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
You are sweeter than 3.14.
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
You have one compact set.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
I less than three you.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
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