You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
You're hotter than a data center!
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
You are one well-defined function!
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
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