I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
I love all of your stratified layers!
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
You have one compact set.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
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