Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
I less than three you.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Baby, you rock my world!
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
You have one compact set.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
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