Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
You have one compact set.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
I less than three you.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Baby, you rock my world!
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
You are one well-defined function!
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
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