Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
You are the square to my root.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
You have one compact set.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
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