You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
You're hotter than a data center!
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
I less than three you.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
You are one well-defined function!
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
I think my heart just lagged.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.