You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
You have one compact set.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
You are sweeter than 3.14.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
You are the square to my root.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
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