My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
Your lab or my lab?
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
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