Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
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