Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Your lab or my lab?
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
I can turn your software into hardware.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.