Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Your name is insert name here?
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)