Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
You’re more special than relativity.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.