"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
I want to read you from cover to cover.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Your lab or my lab?
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
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