Your name is insert name here?
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
Your lab or my lab?
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
You are the object of my preposition.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
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