"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
You are the object of my preposition.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
I can turn your software into hardware.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
Your name is insert name here?
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
You’re more special than relativity.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
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