Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
You are my density!
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Your name is insert name here?
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
You are the object of my preposition.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
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