Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Your name is insert name here?
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
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