Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
You’re more special than relativity.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
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