If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
You’re more special than relativity.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Your name is insert name here?
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
I can turn your software into hardware.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
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