"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)