"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
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