“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
Want to see the real coming attraction?
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock