"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
Want to see the real coming attraction?
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!