"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
Want to see the real coming attraction?
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
Here's to a big opening weekend.
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.