"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
Here's to a big opening weekend.
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...