"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
Want to see the real coming attraction?
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
Here's to a big opening weekend.
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)