Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
Here's to a big opening weekend.
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
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