"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
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