"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
Here's to a big opening weekend.
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
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