"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
Here's to a big opening weekend.
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Want to see the real coming attraction?
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
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