“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
Want to see the real coming attraction?
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
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