I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
Here's to a big opening weekend.
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Want to see the real coming attraction?
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
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