"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
Want to see the real coming attraction?
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
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