I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
Here's to a big opening weekend.
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
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