Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
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