You are s*xy, you are Mexican. You’re a S*xican.
Will you be my baerrito?
You’re the kind of girl I could see mariachi.
Are you Mexican cause you’re my Juan and only.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Oh, girl, you’re so sweet. Can I get some of your horchatas?
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi…
You're the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.
Are you a Bud Light Lime? Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.
You're rice and I am the beans. Together, we are a combo plate of bueno.
You're rice and I’m the beans. Together, we’re a combo plate of bueno.
Hey baby, I have a green card.
What do I have to say to your world to turn your, how do I say, enchiladas?
Ay caramba! You're hotter than a jalapeño. I better wear a glove when I handle you!
Ay caramba! You’re hotter than a jalepeño in the Mexican desert.
I devoted my life to get to this country. Now that I am here, I will save my life to show you love & affection.
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi
Hola señorita would you like to be a señora?
I'm the Juan for you.
Hablas Espanol? No matter — my love needs no translation.
You and tequila make me crazy.
We go together like Menudo and lemon.
We can blame it on fajita the moment.
Boy, let me make you a nice, hot tamale.
Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.
I see you've got some tequila there, does that mean you're willing to give me a shot?
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada? Cause I need some spice in my life.
Someone told me I'm a rare Mexican Flower.
I'll be the hot sauce on your taco.
You had me at taco.
I'd cross borders for you.
Excuse me, Bonita seniorita, you dropped your halo.
Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk?
I'm a very taco-tive person.
Maybe next time Yucatan with me?
One look at you, chica, and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.
Look at you, chica, my soft-shell taco.
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico,
maybe next time Yucatan with me?
Hey, my friend just saw you from across the Salsa line. You’re the cause of the Hispanic attack.
Dayum, you’re hotter than Mexico. Tijuana, go out with me?
Are you a tamale?
'Cause you're hot.
Nice to meat you, now lettuce salsa.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Are you a bottle of Cholula Hot Sauce?
Do you like Mexican food? Because I will wrap you in my arms and make you my bae-rito.
Baby, you're the light in my corona.
May I take you out for some tamales, señorita?
I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila.
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?
I jumped the border to America
so I bet I can jump the border to you're heart.