Are you a bottle of Cholula Hot Sauce?
Oh, girl, you’re so sweet. Can I get some of your horchatas?
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada? Cause I need some spice in my life.
Are you a Bud Light Lime? Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.
I jumped the border to America
so I bet I can jump the border to you're heart.
Hola señorita would you like to be a señora?
Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
We go together like Menudo and lemon.
Baby, you're the light in my corona.
We can blame it on fajita the moment.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi
Will you be my baerrito?
You are s*xy, you are Mexican. You’re a S*xican.
Hey baby, I have a green card.
Hey, my friend just saw you from across the Salsa line. You’re the cause of the Hispanic attack.
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?
You're the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.
Nice to meat you, now lettuce salsa.
You're rice and I am the beans. Together, we are a combo plate of bueno.
What do I have to say to your world to turn your, how do I say, enchiladas?
Hablas Espanol? No matter — my love needs no translation.
You’re the kind of girl I could see mariachi.
Ay caramba! You’re hotter than a jalepeño in the Mexican desert.
May I take you out for some tamales, señorita?
I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila.
You had me at taco.
Someone told me I'm a rare Mexican Flower.
Do you like Mexican food? Because I will wrap you in my arms and make you my bae-rito.
Boy, let me make you a nice, hot tamale.
I see you've got some tequila there, does that mean you're willing to give me a shot?
Ay caramba! You're hotter than a jalapeño. I better wear a glove when I handle you!
I'd cross borders for you.
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico,
maybe next time Yucatan with me?
I'll be the hot sauce on your taco.
Are you a tamale?
'Cause you're hot.
You and tequila make me crazy.
I devoted my life to get to this country. Now that I am here, I will save my life to show you love & affection.
Look at you, chica, my soft-shell taco.
Maybe next time Yucatan with me?
Excuse me, Bonita seniorita, you dropped your halo.
One look at you, chica, and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.
You're rice and I’m the beans. Together, we’re a combo plate of bueno.
Dayum, you’re hotter than Mexico. Tijuana, go out with me?
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi…
Are you Mexican cause you’re my Juan and only.
Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk?
I'm a very taco-tive person.
I'm the Juan for you.
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