Are you a bottle of Cholula Hot Sauce?
Baby, you're the light in my corona.
You had me at taco.
Hey baby, I have a green card.
Do you like Mexican food? Because I will wrap you in my arms and make you my bae-rito.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Will you be my baerrito?
You and tequila make me crazy.
Hey, my friend just saw you from across the Salsa line. You’re the cause of the Hispanic attack.
Are you a tamale?
'Cause you're hot.
I devoted my life to get to this country. Now that I am here, I will save my life to show you love & affection.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada? Cause I need some spice in my life.
Maybe next time Yucatan with me?
Are you Mexican cause you’re my Juan and only.
Boy, let me make you a nice, hot tamale.
Ay caramba! You're hotter than a jalapeño. I better wear a glove when I handle you!
Ay caramba! You’re hotter than a jalepeño in the Mexican desert.
I'm the Juan for you.
What do I have to say to your world to turn your, how do I say, enchiladas?
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi
Are you a Bud Light Lime? Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?
I'd cross borders for you.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila.
May I take you out for some tamales, señorita?
I'll be the hot sauce on your taco.
You’re the kind of girl I could see mariachi.
Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.
Hola señorita would you like to be a señora?
Oh, girl, you’re so sweet. Can I get some of your horchatas?
Nice to meat you, now lettuce salsa.
One look at you, chica, and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.
We go together like Menudo and lemon.
I jumped the border to America
so I bet I can jump the border to you're heart.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi…
I see you've got some tequila there, does that mean you're willing to give me a shot?
We can blame it on fajita the moment.
Look at you, chica, my soft-shell taco.
You're the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico,
maybe next time Yucatan with me?
You're rice and I’m the beans. Together, we’re a combo plate of bueno.
Someone told me I'm a rare Mexican Flower.
Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk?
I'm a very taco-tive person.
You are s*xy, you are Mexican. You’re a S*xican.
You're rice and I am the beans. Together, we are a combo plate of bueno.
Dayum, you’re hotter than Mexico. Tijuana, go out with me?
Hablas Espanol? No matter — my love needs no translation.
Excuse me, Bonita seniorita, you dropped your halo.