I devoted my life to get to this country. Now that I am here, I will save my life to show you love & affection.
I see you've got some tequila there, does that mean you're willing to give me a shot?
Maybe next time Yucatan with me?
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi…
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.
Hablas Espanol? No matter — my love needs no translation.
You are s*xy, you are Mexican. You’re a S*xican.
Will you be my baerrito?
I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila.
Excuse me, Bonita seniorita, you dropped your halo.
You're the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.
Are you a bottle of Cholula Hot Sauce?
You're rice and I am the beans. Together, we are a combo plate of bueno.
You and tequila make me crazy.
Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk?
I'm a very taco-tive person.
Baby, you're the light in my corona.
I'll be the hot sauce on your taco.
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?