I devoted my life to get to this country. Now that I am here, I will save my life to show you love & affection.
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi…
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?
I'd cross borders for you.
Are you a bottle of Cholula Hot Sauce?
Will you be my baerrito?
Ay caramba! You're hotter than a jalapeño. I better wear a glove when I handle you!
You had me at taco.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila.
May I take you out for some tamales, señorita?
Boy, let me make you a nice, hot tamale.
Ay caramba! You’re hotter than a jalepeño in the Mexican desert.
You're rice and I’m the beans. Together, we’re a combo plate of bueno.
You’re the kind of girl I could see mariachi.
Hablas Espanol? No matter — my love needs no translation.
I'm the Juan for you.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Nice to meat you, now lettuce salsa.
Are you a Bud Light Lime? Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.