May I take you out for some tamales, señorita?
I devoted my life to get to this country. Now that I am here, I will save my life to show you love & affection.
Do you like Mexican food? Because I will wrap you in my arms and make you my bae-rito.
You're rice and I’m the beans. Together, we’re a combo plate of bueno.
We go together like Menudo and lemon.
Are you a bottle of Cholula Hot Sauce?
Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk?
I'm a very taco-tive person.
You are s*xy, you are Mexican. You’re a S*xican.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Nice to meat you, now lettuce salsa.
You had me at taco.
Dayum, you’re hotter than Mexico. Tijuana, go out with me?
Hola señorita would you like to be a señora?
Hey, my friend just saw you from across the Salsa line. You’re the cause of the Hispanic attack.
What do I have to say to your world to turn your, how do I say, enchiladas?
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
One look at you, chica, and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.
Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.
Baby, you're the light in my corona.