Dayum, you’re hotter than Mexico. Tijuana, go out with me?
Maybe next time Yucatan with me?
Are you a bottle of Cholula Hot Sauce?
You’re the kind of girl I could see mariachi.
What do I have to say to your world to turn your, how do I say, enchiladas?
Ay caramba! You’re hotter than a jalepeño in the Mexican desert.
Look at you, chica, my soft-shell taco.
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?
Hola señorita would you like to be a señora?
Hey, my friend just saw you from across the Salsa line. You’re the cause of the Hispanic attack.
Excuse me, Bonita seniorita, you dropped your halo.
I devoted my life to get to this country. Now that I am here, I will save my life to show you love & affection.
May I take you out for some tamales, señorita?
Oh, girl, you’re so sweet. Can I get some of your horchatas?
We go together like Menudo and lemon.
Are you Mexican cause you’re my Juan and only.
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi…
You're rice and I am the beans. Together, we are a combo plate of bueno.
You had me at taco.
You and tequila make me crazy.
I see you've got some tequila there, does that mean you're willing to give me a shot?
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.
Hey baby, I have a green card.
Are you a tamale?
'Cause you're hot.
I'll be the hot sauce on your taco.
Someone told me I'm a rare Mexican Flower.
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico,
maybe next time Yucatan with me?
Nice to meat you, now lettuce salsa.
Will you be my baerrito?
You're the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.
I jumped the border to America
so I bet I can jump the border to you're heart.
Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk?
I'm a very taco-tive person.
Boy, let me make you a nice, hot tamale.
Baby, you're the light in my corona.
You are s*xy, you are Mexican. You’re a S*xican.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Ay caramba! You're hotter than a jalapeño. I better wear a glove when I handle you!
Are you a Bud Light Lime? Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.
One look at you, chica, and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi
You're rice and I’m the beans. Together, we’re a combo plate of bueno.
We can blame it on fajita the moment.
I'd cross borders for you.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada? Cause I need some spice in my life.
Hablas Espanol? No matter — my love needs no translation.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila.
I'm the Juan for you.
Do you like Mexican food? Because I will wrap you in my arms and make you my bae-rito.