Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
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