I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
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