I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
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