Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
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