I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
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