My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
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