My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
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