Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.