The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
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