You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
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