Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
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