I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
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