Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
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