Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.