Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
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