I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
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