What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
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