Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
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