Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.