Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
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