Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.