You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
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