Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
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