Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
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