I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
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