Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
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