Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
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