Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
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