You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
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