Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
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