Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
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