I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
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