I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...