You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
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