Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
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