You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
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