Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
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