Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
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