Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
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