I less than three you.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
You have one compact set.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
You are the square to my root.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
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