I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
I less than three you.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
You are the square to my root.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
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