I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
You are the square to my root.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
I less than three you.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
You have one compact set.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
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