Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
You have one compact set.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
I less than three you.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
You are the square to my root.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.