Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
You are the square to my root.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
You have one compact set.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
I less than three you.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
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