Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
I less than three you.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
You are the square to my root.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
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