I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
You are the square to my root.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
I=f(U), I can't function without you.