I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
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