I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
You are the object of my preposition.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.